{"id":1326,"date":"2011-03-14T13:55:34","date_gmt":"2011-03-14T18:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/?p=1326"},"modified":"2014-02-09T20:44:09","modified_gmt":"2014-02-10T01:44:09","slug":"more-silver-age-comics-sillyness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/?p=1326","title":{"rendered":"More Lucy Lane and Lois Lane Silver-Age Comics Sillyness!"},"content":{"rendered":"

by Robert Gillis
\n<\/em>3\/2011<\/p>\n

What was so special about the silver age of comic books? Read about it HERE<\/a><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

(Click any image to enlarge)<\/p>\n

Continuing my rant proclaiming the evil of Lucy Lane, Lois Lane\u2019s stewardess sister, and the goofiness of Lois\u00a0Lane and Lana Lang in general\u00a0…<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/a><\/a><\/p>\n

While admittedly a dream sequence, Lois has been transformed into an old hag because she messed around with an aging formula. She goes back to HER apartment, you know, where LOIS<\/span> pays the rent. Lucy comes home from abroad, and is her first concern for her only sibling, who has aged 80 years overnight? Nope — Lucy can’t tell her<\/span> boyfriends (plural, not Jimmy) that Lois is her sister because they’ll think LUCY is OLD! So Lois will have to leave. Lois caves and says, “If that’s the way you want it.” And goes out into the cold rain to basically freeze to death.What Lois should have said: “Listen, jerk, I’m kinda in a bad situation, having aged 80 years in a day and all, and I pay the rent here, so if you can’t rustle up a molecule of compassion for me, how about YOU get the hell out?” Would\u2019ve paid real money to see that.<\/p>\n

\n
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/a><\/p>\n

Next up is how NOT to fly a plane, from Lois Lane #34. Lana Lang has just got her pilot license YESTERDAY<\/span>. And she and Lois are taking off without parachutes!<\/p>\n

What could possibly go wrong?<\/p>\n

How about a mid-air collision with a commercial airliner? As Lois and Lana plunge to their (we can only hope) deaths, Lana blame herself for the crash because, wait for it … She didn\u2019t consult the control tower about the flight patterns of all incoming traffic! Don\u2019t they teach that in flight school anymore?<\/p>\n

Are you kidding me? I mean, seriously, No properly filed flight plan, no safety equipment, and she nearly takes down a commercial air liner! Does Lois consider all this while gravity is taking hold of the situation at 125 mph?<\/p>\n

Nope, because Superman is on the scene! Whomever he rescues first will prove who he cares for more. And that\u2019s MUCH more important than the jet liner in the death spiral, hurtling toward the busload of kittens and orphans.<\/p>\n

So we have a commercial airliner that has, oh, I dunno, two hundred or so innocent people on board, (not to mention a pilot and co-pilot who follow the damn rules), possibly making an emergency landing into a gasoline factory or something.<\/p>\n

Does Superman even MENTION that?<\/p>\n

Nope, Superman acts like he\u2019s blowing his nose to land Lana and Lois at the same moment.<\/p>\n

Safe on the ground, does Lana “dumbest flight school graduate ever” Lang ask Superman to check the commercial air liner, or contact air traffic control, or promise never to be so reckless again? Does she offer to pay for the plane she disintegrated or ask if the debris raining down fiery death hurt anyone? Does Lois berate Lana for grievous stupidly? Nope — The wonder duo is left wondering who Superman prefers. Sheesh.<\/p>\n

What would be awesome: The FAA arrives, takes away Lana\u2019s pilot license, and arrests her for endangering lives and grievous stupidity.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Speaking of stupidity, we wrap up with a scene from Lois Lane #34: In this “imaginary story” (aren\u2019t they all?) in which Lois marries Lex Luther, Lois is stalled on a seldom-traveled road and needs to file a story on time. So what she do: SHE JUMPS OFF A CLIFF, assuming Superman will save her and fly her to the office. But alas, Superman has “fooled” her (In other words, he\u2019s probably off stopping a nuclear disaster in a distant galaxy or something). So Lois goes splat for real and ends up with Dain Brammage. Yeah, she makes a full recovery, but c\u2019mon, there\u2019s brave, there\u2019s reckless, and then just incredibly galactically stupid. Lois wasn\u2019t in ANY danger, she would have just missed a filing deadline.<\/p>\n

Ah, the Silver Age! You always make me smile \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

by Robert Gillis 3\/2011 What was so special about the silver age of comic books? Read about it HERE (Click any image to enlarge) Continuing my rant proclaiming the evil of Lucy Lane, Lois Lane\u2019s stewardess sister, and the goofiness of Lois\u00a0Lane and Lana Lang in general\u00a0… While admittedly a dream sequence, Lois has been […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comicbookhumor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}