{"id":1492,"date":"2011-05-18T19:49:11","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T00:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/?p=1492"},"modified":"2014-02-09T20:44:01","modified_gmt":"2014-02-10T01:44:01","slug":"more-silver-age-lois-lane-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/?p=1492","title":{"rendered":"More Silver-Age Lois Lane comic book madness!"},"content":{"rendered":"

by Robert Gillis
\n<\/em>5\/2011<\/p>\n

What was so special about the silver age of comic books? Read about it HERE<\/a><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

(Click any image to enlarge)<\/p>\n

More random madness, silliness and shenanigans from the Silver Age Lois Lane comic books \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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\nOne of the funniest Lois Lane panels EVER.\u00a0 Never let a woman pilot the nuclear submarine. See also: Deanna Troi.<\/p>\n

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\nLois Lane has died and THE WHOLE UNIVERSE mourns her. Yeah, the green alien guy from the Andromeda Galaxy admired her wit and kindness. He apparently never read any of the stories where Lois got herself into a dangerous situation due to being witless<\/span>, for example:<\/p>\n

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\nYep, Lois “I wonder what this button does” nearly causes an air disaster as she ejects herself, Clark and Lana into the stratosphere. Ignoring such troublesome concepts such as explosive decompression, oxygen narcosis and death by heat friction, the three soon find themselves in a hidden village and meet the inhabitants — who live the same way as their British ancestors did two thousand years before\u00a0 Fortunately, the vikings (or whatever) speak a language like modern Welsh, which –wait for it, wait for it — the three Daily Planet reporters have learned.\u00a0\u00a0 No offense to the Welsh, but why would three Ameican reporters who live in Metropolis all know modern Welsh?\u00a0\u00a0 Reminds me of the time the Simpsons were abduced by space-aliens and Marge compliments Kodos on his excellent English and he replies, “I am actually speaking Rigelian. By an astonishing coincidence, both of our languages are exactly the same.”<\/p>\n

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\nThat’s pretty cool — Lex Luthor owns a cannon that can fire an object ANYWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE.\u00a0 I’d use it to send Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen to the Orion Nebula. (Where the aliens all speak modern Welsh, or so I’ve heard).\u00a0 Speaking of outer space:<\/p>\n

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THIS is how Superman greets aliens from another world?\u00a0 Thank God he wasn’t there when the Vulcans met the Earth people in Star Trek: First Contact.<\/em> And what a sophisticated method of communication: He SHOUTS “super-loud<\/span>” (in ENGLISH no less) to the SPACE SHIP.\u00a0\u00a0 “If you’re an invader, go away!”\u00a0 God, where was he when the aliens blew up Los Angeles\u00a0 in “Independence Day<\/em>?”\u00a0 Hey, space alien, GO AWAY!\u00a0 That’ll show em.<\/p>\n

Just… wow.<\/p>\n

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We’ve all felt that way, Supes.\u00a0 That’s all for today \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

by Robert Gillis 5\/2011 What was so special about the silver age of comic books? Read about it HERE (Click any image to enlarge) More random madness, silliness and shenanigans from the Silver Age Lois Lane comic books \ud83d\ude42 One of the funniest Lois Lane panels EVER.\u00a0 Never let a woman pilot the nuclear submarine. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comicbookhumor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t