{"id":20,"date":"2009-10-09T14:22:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-09T19:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/?p=20"},"modified":"2014-01-28T12:12:52","modified_gmt":"2014-01-28T17:12:52","slug":"moons-leaders-declare-war-on-earth-after-attack-by-nasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"Moon&#8217;s leaders declare war on Earth after attack by NASA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gillisphotos.com\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4362 alignright\" alt=\"Moon declares war\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Moon-declares-war-300x214.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Moon-declares-war-300x214.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Moon-declares-war.jpg 456w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">by Robert Gillis, who really has too much time on his hands.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">10\/2009<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Lunar officials declared war on Earth early Friday morning after NASA launched a preemptive strike on Cabeus Crater, home to thousands of Moonies, Moonites, and Moon-Units.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2009\/TECH\/space\/10\/09\/probe.moon.crash\/index.html\">CNN had reported<\/a> that NASA engineers crashed a rocket and a satellite into the moon&#8217;s surface on Friday morning in a $79 million mission, to supposedly &#8220;kick up enough dust to find whether there is any water in the moon&#8217;s soil.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Citizens of the Moon condemned the story as a cover-up by NASA to mask the real plot and intentions.<\/p>\n<p>The moon news service, TMA-1, reported that the Centaur upper-stage rocket impacted the moon shortly after 7:30 a.m. EDT (27:11 Moon Standard Time), and the satellite followed it four minutes later, destroying the Moon&#8217;s capital city and injuring thousands of Moonites.<\/p>\n<p>Lunar leaders called the attack, &#8220;A new day of infamy&#8221; and promised a swift response, as soon as the moon people develop space travel and modern technology.<\/p>\n<p>Experts (Wikipedia) report that Cabeus crater lies in permanent shadow, making observations inside the crater difficult, and is home to several secret UFO bases.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4360\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4360\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/moonstrikecnn.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4360\" alt=\"CNN story of NASA Moon Strike October 9, 2009\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/moonstrikecnn-300x221.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/moonstrikecnn-300x221.png 300w, https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/moonstrikecnn.png 966w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4360\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">CNN story of NASA Moon Strike October 9, 2009<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Robert Gillis, who really has too much time on his hands. 10\/2009 Lunar officials declared war on Earth early Friday morning after NASA launched a preemptive strike on Cabeus Crater, home to thousands of Moonies, Moonites, and Moon-Units. CNN had reported that NASA engineers crashed a rocket and a satellite into the moon&#8217;s surface [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[151,156],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cnncimage","category-currentnewsstoryparody"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}