{"id":20,"date":"2009-10-09T14:22:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-09T19:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/?p=20"},"modified":"2014-01-28T12:12:52","modified_gmt":"2014-01-28T17:12:52","slug":"moons-leaders-declare-war-on-earth-after-attack-by-nasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"Moon’s leaders declare war on Earth after attack by NASA"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Moon<\/a>by Robert Gillis, who really has too much time on his hands.<\/span>
\n10\/2009<\/span><\/p>\n

Lunar officials declared war on Earth early Friday morning after NASA launched a preemptive strike on Cabeus Crater, home to thousands of Moonies, Moonites, and Moon-Units.<\/p>\n

CNN had reported<\/a> that NASA engineers crashed a rocket and a satellite into the moon’s surface on Friday morning in a $79 million mission, to supposedly “kick up enough dust to find whether there is any water in the moon’s soil.”<\/p>\n

Citizens of the Moon condemned the story as a cover-up by NASA to mask the real plot and intentions.<\/p>\n

The moon news service, TMA-1, reported that the Centaur upper-stage rocket impacted the moon shortly after 7:30 a.m. EDT (27:11 Moon Standard Time), and the satellite followed it four minutes later, destroying the Moon’s capital city and injuring thousands of Moonites.<\/p>\n

Lunar leaders called the attack, “A new day of infamy” and promised a swift response, as soon as the moon people develop space travel and modern technology.<\/p>\n

Experts (Wikipedia) report that Cabeus crater lies in permanent shadow, making observations inside the crater difficult, and is home to several secret UFO bases.<\/p>\n

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\"CNN<\/a>
CNN story of NASA Moon Strike October 9, 2009<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

by Robert Gillis, who really has too much time on his hands. 10\/2009 Lunar officials declared war on Earth early Friday morning after NASA launched a preemptive strike on Cabeus Crater, home to thousands of Moonies, Moonites, and Moon-Units. CNN had reported that NASA engineers crashed a rocket and a satellite into the moon’s surface […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[151,156],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cnncimage","category-currentnewsstoryparody"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t