{"id":7442,"date":"1998-05-14T15:48:00","date_gmt":"1998-05-14T20:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/?p=7442"},"modified":"2024-03-30T15:50:48","modified_gmt":"2024-03-30T20:50:48","slug":"steer-clear-of-cars-covered-with-brown-wrapping-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/?p=7442","title":{"rendered":"Steer Clear of Cars Covered With Brown Wrapping Paper"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>by Robert Gillis<br \/>Published in the Foxboro Reporter<br \/>5\/14\/1998<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/19980514.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/19980514-1024x388.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7443\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/19980514-1024x388.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/19980514-300x114.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/19980514-768x291.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/19980514-1536x582.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/19980514.jpg 1817w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Robert GillisPublished in the Foxboro Reporter5\/14\/1998<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7442"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7444,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7442\/revisions\/7444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertxgillis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}