This is kind of fun — there’s no prize involved, but I won the “Caption Contest” on the Superman Homepage several times 🙂 The Superman Homepage is THE site on the net for all things Superman: Comics, TV, Movies, and so much more. I can honestly say there is no better place on the web if you love Kal-El.
One of the monthly features (besides all the news, podcasts, reviews, comic book and movie news, and EVERYTHING about Superman and his world — far, far more) includes posting a silly Superman picture and inviting readers to post humorous captions.
Check out the site; it’s excellent.
http://www.supermanhomepage.com
September 24, 2020: Superman Homepage Caption Contest
Winner:
robertgillis:
Despite casting a zombie to play Superman, everyone on the internet still complained about the COSTUME being wrong.
I was also a runner-up!
Runners-Up:
robertgillis:
The CGI to erase Henry Cavil’s mustache keeps getting worse.
Winner, June 15, 2018:
robertgillis
In Argo City, this is casual Friday.
Runners-Up
robertgillis
Kara: “Nice Dress.”
Mon-El: “It’s a ceremonial robe.”
Kara: “Whatever!”
Winner: February 2018: Superman Homepage Caption Contest
robertgillis:
Kara: “I have to find my glasses otherwise the last four people on Earth will discover my secret identity!”
I was also runner up:
Runners-Up:
robertgillis:
Kara: “It can’t be! It can’t be!”
James: “What did you do, Kara?”
Kara: “It’s the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man.”
Winner: July 27, 2017: Superman Homepage Caption Contest
robertgillis:
“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.”
Winner, May 2016:
robertgillis:
Bryan: “We have to do another take. Kate almost smiled.”
I was also runner up:
Runners-Up:
robertgillis:
Bryan: “People have waited 19 years for a NEW Superman movie so let’s put in as many references and dialogue to the first Superman movie as we can!”
Winner:
robertgillis:
We now know that this was actually Henry Kara Danvers.
Also a few runners-up that month!
robertgillis:
Clark: “I would love to play Superman on the new Supergirl show!”
Kara: “You have to wear the costume and cape.”
Clark: “Oh, then forget it.”
robertgillis:
Clark: “When I was young, it took a super-hero TEN YEARS to put on their costume and fly!”
Winner, September 2015:
robertgillis:
Shannon: “So I put my hand out and then the ray-beam comes out?”
Snyder: “For the last time, this is NOT Superman II!”
Also a runner-up that month:
robertgillis:
Zod: “I will find him!”
Superman: “Right here.”
Zod: “I will find him!”
Zod: “To your right. Here I am.”
Zod: “I will find him!”
Superman: “{Sigh}.”
Winner, June, 2015:
I was also a runner-up!
robertgillis:
Clark: “So that’s a ham & cheese, extra mayo, an order of french fries, and a milk, please. Oh, and a big slice of pie.”
Lois: “Wow! Somebody struck it rich! That will run you almost 25 cents!”
Clark: “I love the 1950s.”
Winner, April 2015:
robertgillis:
Superman: “It’s not an S. On my planet it means sobriety.”
And this has only happened once before, I was also a runner up with:
robertgillis:
Lois: “Why, do I drink? Why, you ask why? Why does the phone ring whenever you’re in the bathtub? WHY is the most popular comic book character in the history of EVER surrounded by nincompoops who REBOOT him every six months?”
Winner, February 2015:
robertgillis:
Lois: “What’s the S stand for?”
Superman: “It’s not an S. On my world it means Stingy.”
Winner, September 2013:
robertgillis:
Batman: “I forgot how warm you are.”
Winner, April 2013:
robertgillis:
Superman II: The Mr. Mxyzptlk Cut
Runners-Up:
robertgillis:
Post-production on the film has wrapped, and Pink Floyd is working on the musical score.
August 2012 winner:
robertgillis:
Believe it or not, there was a time when comic book fans were considered NOT cool.
A runner up also 🙂
robertgillis:
Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny go to Comic Con
May 2012 winner:
robertgillis:
Cop: “I dunno, from the looks of them I’ll bet ten dollars they’re from Los Angeles.”
A runner up also 🙂
robertgillis:
Superman: “Pink.”
Cop: “You’re making me uncomfortable.”
March 2012 winner:
robertgillis:
The “Adventures of Superman” drinking game: Drink every time they used stock footage. Drink whenever Jimmy does something foolish. Drink whenever Perry shays Grrat Ceasars ggghost. Drinkk wheneber Clark sez, “Now wait just a minute!” Drunk, I mean drink whenbber somebuddy shhots at sooperman. Drink when ever when ever they recyclelelel the plot fromanother eppysode. Drrinnnn need sleep mmmmmmm
December 2011 winner:
robertgillis:
“Mommy, mommy! Frisky was stuck in a tree! This dog swooped from the sky and ate him!”
Runners-Up:
robertgillis:
Superman Dog: “No, I just put on a pair of glasses and slick my ears back and I look like a completely different dog.”
February 2011 winner:
robertgillis:
Unlike many fan-made Superman costumes, Nicholas Cage actually wears a uniform created from the blankets found in the spaceship that brought him to Earth.
December 2010 winner:
robertgillis:
Post 1: The “S” is too small.
Post 2: “The cape is too thin.”
Post 3: “The belt is wrong.”
Moderator: “So THAT’s what having the Internet in the 1950s would have been like!”
September 2010 winner:
robertgillis:
Jonathan: “Don’t feel guilty about the whole time-travel, exchanging my life for Lana. I’m sure you two kids are married and have started a family by now!”
Clark: “Yeahhh… Um, funny story…”
Runners-Up:
A special mention goes out to robertgillis for more REALLY GOOD captions.
robertgillis:
Jonathan: “Yes, Clark, it’s me. The guy who died was Henry Jonathan Kent.”
robertgillis:
Jonathan: “Son, I want to say I am very proud of you.”
Clark: “Thanks, Dad.”
Jonathan: “But I’m not.”
August 2010 Winner:
robertgillis:
Superman: “Sorry, Clark, in the new JMS storyline, I won’t need you for a long time.”
Clark: “Why are you carrying me to this cliff?”
Superman: “No reason.”
May 2010 Winner:
robertgillis:
We later find out this is Henry Perry White, Henry Lois Lane and Henry Martha Kent
April 2010 Winner:
robertgillis:
My son… You do not remember me. I am Marlon Brando. I’m your father. By now I will have reached my 400th pound, as it is measured on Earth.
December 2009 Winner:
robertgillis:
Dear Editor, I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Superman. Papa says, “If you see it on the Superman Homepage it’s so.” Please tell me the truth, is there a Superman? — Virginia O’Hanlon
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